Bigfoot's Fernet Sweats

$45.00
By GOODR

  • Gradient Dark Lenses
  • For Tall & Wide Heads
  • Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
 

BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.


BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.

NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.


A WASHED UP RECLUSE


To the surprise of many, Bigfoot used to be a world class trail runner. However the daily pressures of stardom turned the hairy speedster into a recluse with a crippling addiction to Fernet. To honor this majestic and misunderstood beast we’ve created these gradient black lens on translucent black shades.