DROP IT LIKE A SQUAT

A POEM BY EDGAR ALLEN POE

“I groaned inside the box so hot
My muscles achy, sweaty, taut
I yelled, ‘No, stop! That’s all I got!’
Quoth the trainer, ’Drop it like a squat.

LIMITED EDITION: BEAST BARBELL

We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face when your gluteus maximus is doing all the work.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

Goodr uses a special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).