DROP IT LIKE A SQUAT
By GOODR
A POEM BY EDGAR ALLEN POE
“I groaned inside the box so hot
My muscles achy, sweaty, taut
I yelled, ‘No, stop! That’s all I got!’
Quoth the trainer, ’Drop it like a squat.
LIMITED EDITION: BEAST BARBELL
We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face when your gluteus maximus is doing all the work.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
Goodr uses a special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).