Grape Ape Mistake
INTRODUCING GRAPE APE MISTAKE.
So you're on a tropical vacay and you're sad you're flying home tomorrow. Cheer up. If you were to stay on this island indefinitely, it would stop being fun. Maybe not the first week, maybe not the first month, maybe not the first year, but...actually, you know what? It would never stop being fun. So put on these all-purple sunnies, cancel your flight back, and order another round of grape apes. You're already home.
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).