By GOODR

LETS MAKE POUR CHOICES

$40.00

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SKU: 261337

Did you make a New Year's Resolution to cut back on drinking and then immediately break it because it was Taco Tuesday again?! Yes? SAME. We really only know how to make pour choices. You'll be happy to know that these sunnies are 0 proof/100% non-alcoholic. Good luck with that whole New Year's resolution thing. (BTW, should we save you a seat at the bar?)

PICK YOUR POISON


We recently discovered that the old adage "Liquor before beer, you're in the clear! Beer before liquor you've never been sicker," is a total lie!!! So feel free to smugly flout that old adage while looking like a living thirst trap in these Let's Make Pour Choices sunnies.

(Please enjoy responsibly.)

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

Goodr uses a special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).