By GOODR

Penny Slots for Free Drinks

$40.00

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SKU: 231861
  • Non-Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

PENNIES. WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... EXCEPT PENNY SLOTS.


Vegas tip: you get FREE drinks for gambling!!! And, the cheapest way to gamble is at the penny slots!!! So! Save some cheddar on $20 cocktails and maybe even win a jackpot while you wait!!! Oh...you already knew that? Hmph. Welp, guess Goodr's newest Penny Slots for Free Drinks shades, cheddary orange frames with orange non-reflective lenses, aren’t as much of an exciting insider travel tip as first thought. Just remember to tip your cocktailer. (Gonna go for a very long run now and rethink the entire campaign for this colorway).

THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).