Siren's Booty Call

$35.00
By GOODR

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  • Gradient Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Road, Trail, or Taco runs

IS A SIREN A MERMAID?


Are they part-fish or part-bird? Why did they distract sailors? Did they eat humans? Or did they make ships crash for sport? And if their songs were so good, why do today's sirens sound terrible, like "EEEoooEEEoooEEEooo"? Why? WHY? WHY?!?! Stop worrying about the logistics and enjoy the booty call.

TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).