By GOODR

YARD SALE SURVIVOR

$40.00

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SKU: 261347

LIMITED EDITION: EAT MY SKIS

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or sliding down the slopes

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads

PICTURE THIS


"YARD SALE!!!!!" shouts everyone, as you eat it. Can you lie here in the snow forever? No. You sit up, look around. Yup. There's your skis, poles, gloves, hat, scarf, and pride, spewed across the slopes. You might spew, yourself. Ugh. Some nearby kids, adults, and marmots laugh. Wait, what? Marmots can laugh?! Bastards. Thankfully your sunnies survived to hide the tears freezing on your face. But they can't shield the profanities coming out of your mouth.


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

Goodr uses a special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).