How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!
Made for: Running
Great For: Beasting, Biking
Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
It's not enough that we already gave you a list of reasons why being smaller is baller.
Now we have to tell you about being Short With Benefits!!!
