BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!
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Great For: Beasting, Biking
Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
AN EXTREME POEM TO AN EXTREME MOTHER.
