I Have These on Vinyl, Too
Pickup available at 1091 Topsail Rd.
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WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Carl the Flamingo once tried to market a portable record player that you could strap to your arm to play your favorite vinyl while you run. He called it a WINGMAN. (If you're an eagle-eyed hipster creeper you may have peeped the prototype once upon a time!!!) Carl insists that vinyl is the superior format for everything, which is why he designed these slick I Have These on Vinyl, Too sunnies. According to Carl, even these sound better on vinyl too.
Made for: Running
Great For: Biking
1. No Slip
Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. No Bounce
Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. All Polarized*
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
*Note: Blue Light lenses are not polarized
4. No Leopards
Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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RARE RECORD FINDER
My basement — okay, my parent's basement — is like a museum of the greatest records of all time. You probably haven't heard of most of these bands. They're super obscure. You've never heard of The Schlubers?! How about Patty and the Farts? Dynamo Eggo? Flip The Sash? Go-Go Ratchet? Stubby Little Teeth? Sad Saturn? Raveyard Blues? They're groundbreaking. Come over and listen. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you feel superior to everyone. (Although, once you find out about this music, it's no longer cool.)
