Fast as Shell
Pickup currently unavailable at 1091 Topsail Rd
RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING! FASHION!
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
Made for: Running
Great For: Beasting, Biking
1. No Slip
Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. No Bounce
Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. All Polarized*
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
*Note: Blue Light lenses are not polarized
4. No Leopards
Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?
Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!
Your move, Hare.
*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)