Extreme Dumpster Diving
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PSSST...C'MERE.
CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES."
Made for: Running
Great For: Beasting, Biking
1. No Slip
Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. No Bounce
Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. All Polarized*
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
*Note: Blue Light lenses are not polarized
4. No Leopards
Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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DO I PLAY SPORTS???
SOCCER? STUPID!!!
HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!
TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!
CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!
WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!
EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING
