Best Dystopia Ever - VRG
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OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)
Made for: Running
Great For: Beasting, Biking
1. No Slip
Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. No Bounce
Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. All Polarized*
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
*Note: Blue Light lenses are not polarized
4. No Leopards
Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER
you will be immortalized in a glittering palace of a unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.
Best Dystopia Ever
(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)
